Happy Zombie Jesus Day

Posted: April 8, 2012 in Random
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Happy Zombie Jesus Day

You probably think that I’m being disrespectful/sacrilegious, depending upon your personal beliefs. Honestly, I don’t think I’m being any more disrespectful than those people that go to church once a year. (I actually overheard someone mention recently that they were going to make Easter their one time for the year.)  What’s the point?  Who are you trying to kid?  Are you just going so that you can show off some new clothes you bought?  If that’s all, then take a picture and post it on Facebook.  Or make plans to meet some friends for lunch. Last time I checked, church was not intended to be a fashion show.

I wonder if people think they’re going to get into heaven because they’re reasonably good and attend church on holidays. If you believe in the resurrection of Christ and aren’t celebrating it every day, then I don’t understand what celebrating it once a year is going to do for your soul.

Anyways, thanks to the internet, a couple of a years ago I discovered “Zombie Jesus Day.”  Why has this not occurred to me before?  It’s pretty funny if you think about it.  Not that Jesus ate flesh… well, there was that whole thing where he compared bread to his flesh and wine to his blood.  The point is that Jesus died and then later got up and walked around… which is what zombies do. They don’t stay dead.  If a person dies then comes back to life, he’s considered undead and is either a vampire or a zombie.  Vampire Jesus doesn’t have quite the ring to it that Zombie Jesus does.

If you want the full story of Zombie Jesus Day, then visit zombiejesusday.org.

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