A short list of assholes.

Posted: September 27, 2013 in Random
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I mean, sure, anyone can be an asshole at any given time, but this is a short list of unconventional assholes.  Just people that really annoy me.

  1. People that back into parking spaces. Just pull in like everyone else, you asshole.
  2. People that proclaim, “today is my Friday!” Listen up, asshole. Just because you have a few extra days off doesn’t mean we’re changing the calendar.
  3. People that tailgate in the middle lane. Hey asshole, you’ve got two other choices. You don’t have to be here.
  4. People that litter. Hey asshole, it’s the 21st century. You still haven’t figured out where to put your trash?
  5. People that are driving and then stop way too soon for you to cross the parking lot.  I’ve barely reached the curb, and you had plenty of time to go by.  Now I’ve stopped to see if you’re going to go, and you’ve stopped to make me feel obligated to cross.  Stop being such an asshole and be a better judge of timing.  Do I look like I was planning to run out into parking lot traffic to commit suicide?

If you have suggestions for additions to the list, leave them in the comments.

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